Crossword clues for the word: THEONION The word THEONION has appeared as an answer to at least 9 crossword clues on different crossword puzzles. Crossword clues for THEONION Showing 1 to 9 of 9 results Clue(s) "Newspaper whose motto is ""Tu Stultus Es""" "Paper that calls itself ""America's Finest News Source""" "Publication with a 1997 headline ""Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids""" "Publication with the headline ""Amnesty International Blasts Conditions of NHL Penalty Boxes""" It has unbelievable news Its news network won a 2008 Peabody Award Parody-filled newspaper Satirical news source Satirical weekly newspaper